woman oh woman...

If you say she's pretty, she's be presumed you are tease..
If you say she's ugly, she's be presumed insult..
if you say she's weak, she will be protest..
if you say she's brave, she is cry..


Wants to Emancipation, but if you order her to repair roof tile she doesn't want.
Wants to Emancipation, but if you order her to stands in the bus she's sullen
Wants to Emancipation, there pulled rickshaw.
Wants to Emancipation, but if you order her to take away the rices she's long face.


If you ask who is to be proud,
Most people answer that MOM,
But why...she will proud to be carrier woman.
Whereas there mom is HOUSEWIFE.


If you tell her mistake, her face will be red.
When you taught, her face will be red.
If you exalted her, her face will be red.
If she angry, her face is red.
heah...same at all?? confused??


Ask yes or not, her answer: Silent..
Ask not or yes, her answer: Silent.. 
Ask yes or yes, her answer: Silent..
Ask not or not, her answer: Silent..
When ignored her, Angry..


Said Captious, Angry.
Said Noisy, Cranky.
Said garrulous, Offended.
But if you said her sociable, she will be happy.
Whereas the same meaning..


You said she's fat, she will be unhappy..
Whereas we mean she's health..
You said thin, she will be happy..
Whereas we mean "why you be like this?"


That's a woman...
More we confused...she will be happy...


source: Laugh is beautiful by Xavier Quentin Pranata(hlm. 111-112)


Woman....oh Woman...
Wkwkwkwkw.....kenapa pada dipusingin sh..padahal mah wanita itu simple..
'Cause woman wants to be understood...