woman oh woman...

If you say she's pretty, she's be presumed you are tease..
If you say she's ugly, she's be presumed insult..
if you say she's weak, she will be protest..
if you say she's brave, she is cry..


Wants to Emancipation, but if you order her to repair roof tile she doesn't want.
Wants to Emancipation, but if you order her to stands in the bus she's sullen
Wants to Emancipation, there pulled rickshaw.
Wants to Emancipation, but if you order her to take away the rices she's long face.


If you ask who is to be proud,
Most people answer that MOM,
But why...she will proud to be carrier woman.
Whereas there mom is HOUSEWIFE.


If you tell her mistake, her face will be red.
When you taught, her face will be red.
If you exalted her, her face will be red.
If she angry, her face is red.
heah...same at all?? confused??


Ask yes or not, her answer: Silent..
Ask not or yes, her answer: Silent.. 
Ask yes or yes, her answer: Silent..
Ask not or not, her answer: Silent..
When ignored her, Angry..


Said Captious, Angry.
Said Noisy, Cranky.
Said garrulous, Offended.
But if you said her sociable, she will be happy.
Whereas the same meaning..


You said she's fat, she will be unhappy..
Whereas we mean she's health..
You said thin, she will be happy..
Whereas we mean "why you be like this?"


That's a woman...
More we confused...she will be happy...


source: Laugh is beautiful by Xavier Quentin Pranata(hlm. 111-112)


Woman....oh Woman...
Wkwkwkwkw.....kenapa pada dipusingin sh..padahal mah wanita itu simple..
'Cause woman wants to be understood...

"Nomor Telepon Darurat Surga"

 "Nomor Telepon Darurat Surga"

Ketika Anda memanggil, gunakan "Nomor Telepon Darurat" di bawah ini:

ü  Saat berduka cita, putar Yohanes 14

ü  Ketika dikecewakan sesama, putar Mazmur 27

ü  Jika Anda ingin berbuah, putar Yohanes 15

ü  Ketika Anda berdosa, putar Mazmur 51

ü  Ketika Anda khawatir, putar Matius 6:19-34

ü  Ketika Anda dalam bahaya, putar Mazmur 91

ü  Ketik a Tuhan terasa jauh, putar Mazmur 139

ü  Ketika iman Anda perlu dikuatkan, putar Ibrani 11

ü  Ketika Anda merasa sendiri dan takut, putar Mazmur 23

ü  Ketika hidup Anda sedang dalam kepahitan, putar 1 Korintus13

ü  Untuk rahasia kebahagiaan Paulus, putar Kolose 3:12-17

ü  Untuk arti kekristenan, putar 1 Korintus 5:15-19

ü  Ketika Anda merasa kecewa dan ditinggalkan, putar Roma 8:31-39

ü  Ketika Anda menginginkan kedamaian dan ketenangan, putar Matius 11:25-30

ü  Ketika dunia terlihat lebih besar dari Tuhan, putar Mazmur 90

ü  Ketika Anda ingin jaminan kekristenan, putar Roma 8:1-30

ü  Ketika Anda berangkat kerja atau berpergian, putar Mazmur 121

ü  Untuk penemuan/kesempatan besar, putar Yesaya 55

ü  Ketika Anda membutuhkan keberanian untuk suatu tugas, putar Yosua 1

ü  Supaya Anda dapat bergaul dengan baik terhadap sesama, putar Roma 12

ü  Ketika Anda memikirkan kekayaaan, putar Markus 10

ü  Saat Anda mengalami depresi, putar Mazmur 27

ü  Jika Anda kesulitan keuangan, putar Mazmur 37

ü  Jika Anda kehilangan kepercayaan terhadap orang,putar 1 Korintus 13

ü  Jika orang di sekitar kita tampak berlaku tidak baik, putar Yohanes 15

ü  Jika Anda putus asa dengan pekerjaan, putar Mazmur 126

ü  Ketika Anda menemukan dunia mengecil dan Anda merasa besar, putarMazmur 19

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